horror movie opening scene
  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D



We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

He’s looks so cool

I have two moods:

  1. sleep is for the weak
  2. sleeping for a week


My new sounds:


when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like


i donno

but you do know and in ur head ur like


fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think

wreck-it-jane said: Kuya! Kuya! Kuya! HAHAHA! Wala lang, nakita ko lang kayo sa dashboard. lol. Kilala niyo pa ba ako?? :) Ingat! :)

HAHAHAHAHA! Hindi na e. :P dejk. Oo naman nu!!! How’s life naa??? :) Ingat ka din ;)

Pag ang babae sinabi nang may BF siya, wag kang gago at yayain siya mag “hang out” ng kayong dalawa lang almost everyday with matching gifts pa. Hindi kami tanga para hindi malaman kung anong intensyon mo.

At girls, please naman, kung may BF ka na, wag ka nang mag entertain ng iba (unless na bestfriend mo yung makakasama mo and kilala siya ng bf mo). Hindi mo pwedeng idahilan na “friends” lang kayo at walang malisya kasi dun din mauuwi yon. Srsly, daig nyo pa mag bf kung mag sama sa isang linggo ah. Sorry pero di kasi maganda, siguro sayo walang malisya pero sa kanya OO meron. So please, stop.

Your boyfriend loves you. 

“I have done bad things. I can’t take them back, and they are part of who I am. Most of the time, they seem like the only thing I am.”

Veronica Roth, Insurgent (via abscidium)

Girls, be careful sa pag sakay at baba nyo sa jeep, specially if you’re wearing T’s.

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Posted on July/4/2014


proper way to eat pizza


JM Villanueva
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Singer at the Bathroom.
Soldier Of Love.

Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.

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